It was the biggest ever cock youd ever seen, but youve no idea where that cock has been.
You said you were careful - you never were with me.
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three.
She was the best shag Id ever had.
That doesnt mean Im saying, bedwise, you were bad.
I think you were working, we got a hotel.
We didnt have anything but I thought I might as well.
I never told the rest.
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test.
You know I just said it for effect.
Then you laughed and said Id fuck anything in a skirt once Im erect.
And shes a famous harlot in this town.
I know enough to, but still I couldnt turn her down.
He said Im an arsehole, what was I thinking?
Its far too easy to blame it on the drinking.